"I write, therefore I am."

This is a double, so it's your lucky day. We were playing cards yesterday just kinda taking it easy, and my sister decided to tell a story about a girl in her class who got robbed. But these were not your ordinary burglars. They were extra special thieves because they came with an extra u. Yes, people, these were burgulars. And they were very good at burgularizing, which is just a really amazingly funny word, which we made her repeat over and over mercilessly. Then my dad trumped this hilarity when he was shuffling the deck, and doing it very slowly by separating the cards into three piles. Why was he doing this? Because he wanted to be sure and eliminate all the pairs, the triples, and the quadraloopels. Nice Dad, nice.

This one just happened and I had to blog it in its immediacy while I'm still laughing because it was just that good. This one's from my lil sis again. She's really good at this game. Stas: "D, guess what? I took a math test today [Note: She's really bad at math] and there were 32 questions. I totally only missed one! That means I got like...28!" Priceless.

This... this is just positively too funny to pass up. It must be put here. Last night my sister and I were chilling and my lil bro was hanging out on the floor. I don't even remember what was going on, though that's prolly because I was on the phone... then all of a sudden my bro just busts out with: "You know, the bottom of your crutches don't taste very good." O.O W T H ? ROFL I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard. What a random 13yr old boy he is. Not even begging the question what would possess anyone to...ew! ...you don't know where those have been!

This time it was my brother. He's totally 13, but still. Me: "I want some O.J." Pops: "Okay, give me your cup. Am I supposed to shake it first?" Me: "Yes." Ry: "No, it's already been shook-ed." O.O Kids...

As you know I'm no longer a Sunday School teacher so I don't have bunches of 10yr olds every weekend who say really random and funny things. But life has it's ways of making up for that, so here's to a new blog section for our missing giggles. This time around, my 14yr old sister will be filling in for the 10yr olds: Mom: "It didn't work." Me: "Did you type it right? Is your caps lock on?" 'Stas: "No, if her caps lock was on the little light would be litted up." O.O She REALLY said that. Really.